commit eb9854faa41e3a544e9dabb827f4d62cced8348c
parent dd35e39ef5d4a14a62e5e9b405af4ac690a2a675
Author: Hayden Hamilton <hayden@haydenvh.com>
Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2021 19:28:28 +0100
filters.sh: update
Diffstat:
| M | filters.sh | | | 203 | ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++----------------------------- |
1 file changed, 128 insertions(+), 75 deletions(-)
diff --git a/filters.sh b/filters.sh
@@ -1,6 +1,17 @@
#!/bin/sh
. ./functions.sh
+oww(){
+ repl_msg $(rand "oww" \
+ "bloody hell man" \
+ "what is wrong with you‽" \
+ "stop it!" \
+ "meanie" \
+ "I'll tell hhvn about this" \
+ "go to hell" \
+ )
+}
+
greet(){
greet=$(sed "s/ $nick.*//;s/^$nick[:,] //")
repl_msg "$greet $NICK"
@@ -12,16 +23,6 @@ rand(){
echo "$1"
}
-oww(){
- repl_msg $(rand "oww" \
- "bloody hell man" \
- "what is wrong with you!?" \
- "stop it!" \
- "meanie" \
- "I'll tell hhvn about this" \
- "go to hell" \
- )
-}
bin(){
set -- $(cat -)
@@ -32,83 +33,135 @@ bin(){
done
}
-url_title(){
- export in=$(head -n 1)
- repl_msg $(
- echo hi
- url=$(echo "$in" | sed 's/invidio.us/www.youtube.com/g;s/m.imdb.com/www.imdb.com/g' | tr -d '\r' | sed 's~embed/~watch?v=~g')
- set -- $url
- headers=$($tor curl -qsLD - "$1" | tr -d '\r' | sed '/^[^[:print:]]*$/q' | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]')
- echo "$1" | grep 'http[s]*://[w.]*youtu[.]*be' >/dev/null && {
- content=$($tor curl -L "$1" | tr -d '\r')
- printf "05You05,16Tube ::: "
- echo "Title: $(echo "$content" | grep '\[{\"videoPrimaryInfoRenderer\":{\"title\":{\"runs\"\:\[{\"text\":' | sed 's/.*\[{\"videoPrimaryInfoRenderer\":{\"title\":{\"runs\"\:\[{\"text\":// ; s/}\]}.*// ; s/\\//g ; s/^\"// ; s/.$//') \
-::: Author: $(echo "$content" | grep -o 'author":[^}]*}' | sed -E 's/.*:"([^"]*).*/\1/g') \
-::: Upload Date: $(echo "$content" | grep -o 'uploadDate":[^}]*}' | sed -E 's/.*:"([^"]*).*/\1/g;s/([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)/\3-\2-\1/')"
- return
- }
- echo "$1" | grep 'http[s]*://[w.]*imdb.com' >/dev/null && {
- content=$($tor curl -L "$1" | tr -d '\r')
- printf "88,53 IMDb \nTitle: "
- echo "$content" | grep -o '<title[^>]*>[^<]*</title>' | sed 's~.*<title[^>]*>~~g;s~</title>.*~~g' | head -n 1 | sed 's/ - IMDb//g'
- printf "Synopsis: "
- echo "$content" | grep -io '<meta[^>]*"description[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/' | cut -zc-300
- printf "Run-time: "
- echo "$content" | tr '\n' '\t' | grep -o "<time datetime=\"[^>]*>[^<]*" | awk -F">" '{print $2}' | sed 's/[[:space:]]*//;s/[[:space:]]*$//' | head -n 1 | tr -d '\n'
- printf " ::: Genres: "
- echo "$content" | tr '\n' '\t' | grep -o "\"genre\".*\]," | sed 's/\],.*//g' | tr -d '"\n' | sed 's/genre:[^[:alnum:]]*//' | tr '\t' ' ' | tr -s ' '
- printf " ::: Stars: "
- echo "$content" | grep "\"ratingValue\"" | head -n 1 | sed -E 's/.*"([^"]*)"$/\1/g' | tr -d '\n'
- printf "/10\n"
- return
- }
-
- code=$(echo "$headers" | head -n 1)
- ctype=$(echo "$headers" | awk -F":" '$1 == "content-type" {print $2}')
- server=$(echo "$headers" | awk -F":" '$1 == "server" {print $2}')
-
- echo "$ctype" | grep -v 'text/html' >/dev/null && {
- echo "$server" | grep -i 'Cloudflare' >/dev/null && send "NOTICE $CHANNEL :Shit: cloudflare." && return
- echo "$ctype" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Content-type:$ctype "
- echo "$server" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Server:$server "
- echo "$out" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && send "$(echo "NOTICE $CHANNEL :$out" | cut -zc-200)"
- return
- }
- content=$($tor curl -L "$1" | tr -d '\r')
- title=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<title[^>]*>[^<]*</title>' | sed 's~.*<title[^>]*>~~g;s~</title>.*~~g' | head -n 1)
- published=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<meta[^>]*"published_time[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/;s/T.*//;s~([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)~\3/\2/\1~')
- modified=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<meta[^>]*"modified_time[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/;s/T.*//;s~([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)~\3/\2/\1~')
- author=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<meta[^>]*"author[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/')
- generator=$(echo "$content" | grep -io '<meta[^>]*"generator[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/')
- description=$(echo "$content" | grep -io '<meta[^>]*"description[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/' | cut -zc-200)
-
- echo "$server" | grep -i 'Cloudflare' >/dev/null && send "NOTICE $CHANNEL :Shit: cloudflare." && return
- echo "$title" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="Title: $title "
- echo "$published" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Published: $published "
- echo "$modified" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Last modified: $modified "
- echo "$author" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Author: $author "
- echo "$generator" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Page generator: $generator "
- echo "$description" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Description: $description... "
- echo "$ctype" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Content-type:$ctype "
- echo "$server" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Server:$server "
- echo "$out" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && send "$(echo "NOTICE $CHANNEL :$out" | cut -zc-200)"
- )
+binsu(){
+ touch /tmp/sudo
+ set -- $(cat -)
+ shift 2
+ bin/$@ | while IFS= read -r line
+ do
+ repl_msg "$line"
+ done
}
-url_twitter(){
- echo "Nitter: $(wget -qO- "$(echo "$1" | sed 's~twitter\.com~nitter\.net~g' | awk '{print $1}')" | grep -Po '<title>.*?</title>' | sed 's~^<title>~~g;s~ | nitter</title>$~~g') $(echo "$(echo "$1" | awk '{print $1}')" | sed 's~twitter\.com~nitter\.net~g')"
-}
+# url_title(){
+# export in=$(head -n 1)
+# repl_msg $(
+# echo hi
+# url=$(echo "$in" | sed 's/invidio.us/www.youtube.com/g;s/m.imdb.com/www.imdb.com/g' | tr -d '\r' | sed 's~embed/~watch?v=~g')
+# set -- $url
+# headers=$($tor curl -qsLD - "$1" | tr -d '\r' | sed '/^[^[:print:]]*$/q' | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]')
+# echo "$1" | grep 'http[s]*://[w.]*youtu[.]*be' >/dev/null && {
+# content=$($tor curl -L "$1" | tr -d '\r')
+# printf "05You05,16Tube ::: "
+# echo "Title: $(echo "$content" | grep '\[{\"videoPrimaryInfoRenderer\":{\"title\":{\"runs\"\:\[{\"text\":' | sed 's/.*\[{\"videoPrimaryInfoRenderer\":{\"title\":{\"runs\"\:\[{\"text\":// ; s/}\]}.*// ; s/\\//g ; s/^\"// ; s/.$//') \
+# ::: Author: $(echo "$content" | grep -o 'author":[^}]*}' | sed -E 's/.*:"([^"]*).*/\1/g') \
+# ::: Upload Date: $(echo "$content" | grep -o 'uploadDate":[^}]*}' | sed -E 's/.*:"([^"]*).*/\1/g;s/([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)/\3-\2-\1/')"
+# return
+# }
+# echo "$1" | grep 'http[s]*://[w.]*imdb.com' >/dev/null && {
+# content=$($tor curl -L "$1" | tr -d '\r')
+# printf "88,53 IMDb \nTitle: "
+# echo "$content" | grep -o '<title[^>]*>[^<]*</title>' | sed 's~.*<title[^>]*>~~g;s~</title>.*~~g' | head -n 1 | sed 's/ - IMDb//g'
+# printf "Synopsis: "
+# echo "$content" | grep -io '<meta[^>]*"description[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/' | cut -zc-300
+# printf "Run-time: "
+# echo "$content" | tr '\n' '\t' | grep -o "<time datetime=\"[^>]*>[^<]*" | awk -F">" '{print $2}' | sed 's/[[:space:]]*//;s/[[:space:]]*$//' | head -n 1 | tr -d '\n'
+# printf " ::: Genres: "
+# echo "$content" | tr '\n' '\t' | grep -o "\"genre\".*\]," | sed 's/\],.*//g' | tr -d '"\n' | sed 's/genre:[^[:alnum:]]*//' | tr '\t' ' ' | tr -s ' '
+# printf " ::: Stars: "
+# echo "$content" | grep "\"ratingValue\"" | head -n 1 | sed -E 's/.*"([^"]*)"$/\1/g' | tr -d '\n'
+# printf "/10\n"
+# return
+# }
+
+# code=$(echo "$headers" | head -n 1)
+# ctype=$(echo "$headers" | awk -F":" '$1 == "content-type" {print $2}')
+# server=$(echo "$headers" | awk -F":" '$1 == "server" {print $2}')
+
+# echo "$ctype" | grep -v 'text/html' >/dev/null && {
+# echo "$server" | grep -i 'Cloudflare' >/dev/null && send "NOTICE $CHANNEL :Shit: cloudflare." && return
+# echo "$ctype" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Content-type:$ctype "
+# echo "$server" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Server:$server "
+# echo "$out" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && send "$(echo "NOTICE $CHANNEL :$out" | cut -zc-200)"
+# return
+# }
+# content=$($tor curl -L "$1" | tr -d '\r')
+# title=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<title[^>]*>[^<]*</title>' | sed 's~.*<title[^>]*>~~g;s~</title>.*~~g' | head -n 1)
+# published=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<meta[^>]*"published_time[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/;s/T.*//;s~([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)~\3/\2/\1~')
+# modified=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<meta[^>]*"modified_time[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/;s/T.*//;s~([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)-([0-9]*)~\3/\2/\1~')
+# author=$(echo "$content" | grep -o '<meta[^>]*"author[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/')
+# generator=$(echo "$content" | grep -io '<meta[^>]*"generator[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/')
+# description=$(echo "$content" | grep -io '<meta[^>]*"description[^>]*>' | sed -E 's/.*content="([^"]*)".*/\1/' | cut -zc-200)
+
+# echo "$server" | grep -i 'Cloudflare' >/dev/null && send "NOTICE $CHANNEL :Shit: cloudflare." && return
+# echo "$title" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="Title: $title "
+# echo "$published" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Published: $published "
+# echo "$modified" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Last modified: $modified "
+# echo "$author" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Author: $author "
+# echo "$generator" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Page generator: $generator "
+# echo "$description" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Description: $description... "
+# echo "$ctype" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Content-type:$ctype "
+# echo "$server" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && out="${out}Server:$server "
+# echo "$out" | grep '[[:alnum:]]' >/dev/null && send "$(echo "NOTICE $CHANNEL :$out" | cut -zc-200)"
+# )
+# }
puma(){
repl_msg "Aha, beware the puma, $NAME"
}
+weed(){
+ repl_action $(rand \
+ "puffs" \
+ "inhales" \
+ "is high as a kite" \
+ )
+}
+
+job(){
+ repl_msg $(rand \
+ "How much are we talking?" \
+ "$NICK, robots do not require much maintainance" \
+ )
+}
+
+food(){
+ repl_action $(rand \
+ "scoffs it down" \
+ "shoves it in his mouth" \
+ "noms" \
+ )
+}
+
+huh(){
+ repl_msg $(rand \
+ "$NICK, huh?" \
+ "I don't get it" \
+ "That makes no sense" \
+ "Try something else.." \
+ )
+}
+
+stupid(){
+ repl_msg $(rand \
+ "s s sorry" \
+ "I know.. :(" \
+ "it was an accident! :|" \
+ )
+}
+
match_motd send_join "#hlircnet"
match_motd send_join "#test"
match_msg "^($nick: |$nick, |)(good |)(hi|hello|greetings|sup|morning|afternoon|evening|day)(.*$nick.*|)$" greet
+match_msg "(dumb|stupid|retard|useless|pointless).*(bot|$nick)" stupid
+match_action "(slaps|smacks|whacks|hits|strikes|punches|shoots|stabs|wounds) $nick" oww
+match_action "(gives|passes|hands).*(blunt|bong|joint)" weed
+match_action "(gives|passes|hands).*job" job
+match_action "(gives|passes|hands).*(food|cookie|biscuit|leftovers|dinner|scraps)" food
match_msg "^($nick: |$nick, |)(good |)night(.*$nick.*|)$" night
-match_action "^(hits|strikes|punches|shoots|stabs|wounds) $nick" oww
match_msg "$nick[,:] ($(ls bin/ | tr '\n' '|' | sed 's/|$//g'))" bin
+match_msg "$nick[,:] (sudo|doas) ($(ls bin/ | tr '\n' '|' | sed 's/|$//g'))" binsu
match_msg "http[s]*://.*" url_title
match_msg "puma" puma
match_msg "^(lul|lol|hah|hehe|heh|haha).*wut\?" repl_action "shrugs"
+match_msg "^marvvin[:,].*" huh
